Baobab Tree
Baobab Tree
Accounts from the African Bush

written by
Mark and Jimmy Bollinger


May 27-June 10, 1999

Days 1-5: Arrival/Kruger National Park
by Jimmy Bollinger

Days 5-14: The Safari(Lemco Ranch, Zimbabwe)
by Mark Bollinger
Jimmy's Portion of the Journal: Arrival (May 28,1999) | Day 2 | 2nd Day in Kruger | 3rd Day in Kruger | Last Day in Kruger
Mark's Portion of the Journal: June 1, 1999 | First Day Hunting | Jimmy's Day | Mark's Frustration | Matt's Bushbuck |
Too Much Success | Filling the Quota | Loaf Day | Saying Goodbye
Arrival - May 28, 1999
We were greeted by chaos at the Johannesburg Airport, as everyone was trying to get their bags, guns, etc. and clear them through customs. All of our bags and guns made it through the long flight, with nothing missing. As we found out later, we were lucky because several people on our flight had guns stolen. We finished clearing our firearms, and at this time a few porters discovered us. They work for the airport and push carts for everyone, no exceptions. We tried to tell them we didn’t mind doing it ourselves, but they insisted on doing it, so they could make some tips off of us. Not wanting to make a scene, we had no choice but to let them do it. Having no South African Rand on us, we gave them $5, the smallest bill we had, which probably equaled one day of earnings. It was our first blunder with the customs of South Africa. Our host for the first night met us at the airport and took us to his home where he runs a guest house. For our first dinner we went to a steakhouse with an American West theme, which my dad and I thought was funny because they don’t quite understand the Native American culture.
About Johannesburg, South Africa
Johannesburg is a city that is one mile above sea level, just like Denver. Its economy is primarily diamond and gold mining, and is spread throughout the city. Johannesburg sits on top of the largest gold reserve in the world! Mining began in the 1840’s and has continued ever since. Many people that live in "Jo-burg" are very poor and resort to crime to get what they need. Car thefts are very common, and every car in South Africa has a security alarm and kill switch, which my dad and I had a tough time figuring out. Our first night host said that his car was stolen three times in the previous two weeks, but the thieves didn’t get far, because it has a tracking system on it, so the cops were able to find it easily each time.
Day 2 - Departure from Jo-burg/Arrival at Kruger National Park
Our second day was a lot less chaotic, since our host family from the first night prepared us for the common tourist blunders and took us to get our rental car. Driving in South Africa is an adventure for all Americans because they drive on the left side of the road. My how weird it is to shift gears with your left hand, and be the passenger in the left seat. My dad was forever thinking third gear was first, and fourth gear was second. Our car was a Volkswagen Golf, and we barely fit everything in it, as it was a very tiny car. After receiving our rental car, we wasted no time in leaving Jo-burg, since we didn’t want any thefts. As soon as we were out of the city limits we noticed a few things that are different from America. First of all, hitchhiking is allowed on their interstate equivalents, unlike here. Second, we noticed that road maintenance is not high on the list of things for the government to do. The roads got progressively worse as we got away from Jo-burg, and by the time we reached the entrance to the park, we were dodging potholes the size of parking spaces. The drive to Kruger was very beautiful, we went over several mountain passes, and saw much wildlife on the many private safari ranches we passed.
View from drive to Kruger
View from a mountain pass between Johannesburg and Kruger
About Kruger National Park, South Africa
Kruger National Park is one of the ten largest national parks in the world. It is approximately fifty miles wide and two hundred and fifty miles north and south, spanning from the Lebombo mountains to the Mozambique border, and from Nelspruit all the way up to the Limpopo River.








Once we arrived at Kruger, we had to check in, and declare our guns. After that, we headed to Skukuza camp, our home for the night, which is also the park headquarters.
We had not gone more than 100 yards before we were greeted by a herd of impalas, the most abundant animal in the park (117,000).
Skukuza Rest Camp, the Park Headquarters
Headquarters of Kruger National Park; Skukuza Rest Camp

Impalas at Play
Impalas at play.

At Skukuza, we checked in and received the key to our Rondawel (hut). We had booked a night drive, so we additionally checked in for that. After unloading our bags from our car, we had about an hour and a half before we had to meet for the night drive, so we decided to start exploring the park. We saw more impalas just outside the gate to the camp, and immediately broke out our cameras. After driving for a little while, we discovered a dirt road, and decided to take it, since it looked like there were less people on it. No more than fifty yards in, we saw a group of warthogs that were munching away on the grass, and could have cared less that we were there. We got some nice pictures of them, and sat and watched them for awhile. After about five minutes we noticed that the time was half up, so we turned around and headed back for the night drive.
About Night Drives in Kruger National Park, South Africa
In the park, because of the aggressiveness of the lions, all park camps are fenced and close their gates at dark every night. So people can view the night life, they have night drives in which park rangers take people out in tour trucks and look at the wildlife, using spotlights. The night drive was a lot more disappointing than we expected. My dad and I were hoping to see lion kills, and other animals at work hunting, but no such luck. All we saw were owls, a couple of elephants, a klipspringer, and a genet. We hoped the night drive the following night at Letaba would be better.
Warthog
Warthog
Day 2 in Kruger (May 30, 1999 - One Spotted Morning)

After waking up at 6:00 AM to get out of the camp right when the gate opened, we headed off toward Letaba. From our previous day’s experiences we decided dirt roads were the way to go, and that more wildlife viewing was possible, since fewer cars go on them. We turned left on the first road we came to and not more than a couple of kilometers in, we spotted a figure walking away from us. My dad said, "Jim, I think it’s a hyena!" We got closer and saw a long tail with black and gold spots, and my dad corrected himself and said, "No, that’s a leopard!" In Africa, lions, leopards, elephants, cape buffalo, and rhinos are known as the "Big Five". According to books we had read, the leopard is the hardest animal of the five to see in the park. I immediately got excited, as we pulled up alongside of it to within arms reach from the window and kept moving our car along with it!! I quickly got a picture from my camera and then I grabbed my dad’s camera with the telephoto for another. I had to figure everything out myself on the camera, since my dad was driving and snapped a few quick pictures. I kept watching the leopard stare at us as he walked, and I stared right back, as we both were mesmerized with each other. After we had finished taking pictures, we stopped the car and watched the leopard as she went into the brush off to our right. That picture that I took on my camera came out perfect, and it was probably the closest I could have possibly been to a leopard, and the photo ended up being the best of the trip. Further down the road, we came across a troop of baboons that were "monkeying around" in the trees and we got some nice pictures, including one of a baby hanging from a tree.

Leopard
African Leopard
Baboon
Baboon
Hornbill
Hornbill
Francolin
Francolin
In addition to the baboons we saw many birds including hornbills, cape glossy starlings, lilac-breasted rollers, guinea fowl, and francolins.
Later that morning we saw a group of cars stopped by a tree and another spotted figure in the grass underneath. Because of the dense grass, we couldn’t tell immediately what it was.

Then, I caught a glimpse of a catlike muscular figure, and said to my dad, "that has to be a leopard, it’s too big, and we are in the wrong terrain for it to be a cheetah." It was our second leopard of the morning. Most people that come to Africa never see leopards, because of their shyness. But we seemed to have a charmed trip: we saw two in one morning! Then, not twenty minutes later as we rounded a corner, we saw cars stopped in both directions, and then an immature male lion crossed the road a couple of cars in front of us. I was disappointed that the lion didn’t turn around for a photo opportunity, but I took a nice photo of his rear anyway. Then we entered an open plains area where we saw, giraffes, zebras, wildebeests, and of course, more impalas. It was our first time spotting giraffes, zebras, and wildebeests, so we got some nice photos, including one of a baby zebra.
Because of the warm climate, animals breed all year round. After another hour, we came to the crossing of the Letaba River. The river was low, but was not dry, so we were able to see some wildlife. On the bridges in Kruger, you are allowed to get out of your car and walk around and look over at what might be below. We looked out on both sides and saw hippos, and a few crocodiles as well.

Letaba River Overlook
Letaba River Overlook
Giraffe
Giraffe
Just a few minutes later we arrived at our second rest camp, Letaba, which means "river of sand" in Shona, the native African language. Tired from our long drive, we took the afternoon off, and checked out the trading post. I bought a few postcards to send home, and a couple of souvenirs. We then headed back to our Rondawel for a short afternoon nap before our second night drive.

About the Letaba Night Drive
My dad and I were disappointed from the first night, and hoped the second would be better, that maybe the staff was inexperienced or lazy and that maybe this night we would see something exciting, like a hunt. Actually though, our night was even more boring than the first. We did see a cape buffalo off in the distance just before sundown, and we saw the sunset over the Letaba river, what a sight that was. I was so bored I even caught a few z’s. My dad saw a third leopard cross the road, but I was asleep when he saw it. After the night drive, my dad and I concluded that the night drive policy had been changed, because both nights were different from what we had read in the guidebooks.
Day 3 in Kruger (May 31, 1999)
Our third day in Kruger was much quieter than the previous day, but what could top three leopards and a lion? We were trying to find a rhino, as that was the only big five animal we hadn’t seen yet, so we went to few waterholes, but found none. We were very disappointed, as we were leaving their ecosystem, and we weren’t going to see any in the northern part of the park. We did have some geographical excitement though, as we came within 5 kilometers of the Mozambique border.
About Mozambique
Mozambique is the country east of South Africa, and a very poor one at that, worse than either Zimbabwe or South Africa. The average income in Mozambique is only about 10 U.S. dollars a year. Because of this extreme poverty, many people from this country try to immigrate illegally into South Africa through Kruger. The good news for them is, because it is a huge park, it is easy to avoid the police, but the bad news is that they have to survive lions, leopards, crocodiles, hippos, elephants . . .the African animal kingdom. Our professional hunter on our safari told us about some of the wild stories told by immigrants about dodging lions, sleeping in trees, and swimming through crocodile infested waters.
Anyway, we were kind of worried because we didn’t want to get hijacked, so we went pretty fast to the next rest camp, and didn’t stop much. During this long drive, we crossed the Tropic of Capricorn, which was the first time my dad or myself had been to the tropics. We made it to Punda Maria, our third rest camp, uneventful, except for a minor fender bender with a tree my dad hit on the side of the road, when he started to doze off. It only dented the bumper though,
Wildebeest
Wildebeest
Tropic of Capricorn Marker
Tropic of Capricorn Marker
so nothing to worry. We arrived just after lunch, and we saw that the night drive wasn’t full for that night. My dad looked at me and said sarcastically, "want to go on the drive tonight?" I laughed and said, "as exciting as last night was I don’t think so." We had a burger, which let me tell you was mystery meat, not beef. If ever in Kruger, don’t eat their food, it is really bad. I recommend buying frozen food in the trading post and having a barbeque, called a braai, a true South African tradition. After lunch, since it was only two in the afternoon, we decided to take a loop that was near our camp. On this loop we hoped to see buffalo, but all we saw were a few elephants, a couple of kudu, and some fresh buffalo dung.
Elephant
Elephant
After several times around, we returned to camp, and decided to opt for the snacks we had brought with us on the trip for dinner, since our lunch was so bad. We relaxed that night, and planned our route for the next day to Messina, South Africa, where we were to meet our professional hunter, Mathew.
Day 4 in Kruger (June 1, 1999)

We got up and left early again as we had the previous two mornings. No more than five kilometers outside of the camp we saw a car stopped. We slowed down, and looked off to our right where it looked like a party. Two groups of hyenas, and about 60 buzzards were feasting on a dead elephant. One group of hyenas was trying to chase off the other group, since it was their territory, their find. We made the mistake of rolling down our windows to hear the sounds, and the stench from the elephant smelled worse than twenty skunks. We stayed there for a few minutes watching the food chain at work, and then headed on. We were close to an exit, so we suspected that the elephant was poached, but who knows? We drove uneventfully to the Luvuvhu River just south of the Zimbabwe border. Still in the park, we took one last loop. On this loop we saw a female nyala, two crocodiles, and tons of buffalo patties. Then we drove in this thick jungle like area, and I caught something brown out my side of the car. It was a huge male lion just hanging out! I told my dad what it was and we backed the car up for a photo. The excitement was building since I wanted to see a lion more than any animal in Africa. I was so excited, my hands were shaking when I took the picture on my camera. Thank goodness for autofocus. My dad wanted me to take a slide on his camera, but my hands were shaking so bad that I told him I couldn’t, so he leaned over me and took one himself. Fittingly, that was the last animal we saw in Kruger, and we exited the park, content with what we had seen. It had been a great stay in the park, but it was just a warm up for what lay ahead. We were going to be hunting in an area just like it, but with only leopards and snakes to watch out for.

About the Border Crossing between South Africa and Zimbabwe
We met our professional hunter, Mathew at the border, but we could not cross the border with our rental car, so we turned it in at Messina, just five kilometers to the south of the border. While my dad was filling out the paper, Mathew and I moved all of our stuff out of the rental car and into the safari vehicle. We got to know each other, and then we started off to the border. The border was even more chaotic than the airport if you can imagine, Scam City! Pulling up to the customs office we saw people trying to sell the papers that you fill out to cross. Another scam was when someone came up and tried to fill out our paperwork for us, so we would tip him. We fought them off, thanks to the help of Mathew, who does this crossing a lot, and managed to make it through uneventful. Then we drove another seventy kilometers into Zimbabwe where we finally arrived at the Lemco Ranch, a million acres of land that is used by HHK, our safari outfitter, for hunting wild game. It would be our home for the next eight days.

This concludes the portion of the journal by Jimmy Bollinger. Pictures from this segment of the story are in Mark's portion which starts below.

June 1, 1999 – from Mark’s Perspective

We awoke at Punda Maria, the northernmost rest camp in Kruger National Park, with decidedly mixed emotion. Sadly, our visit to Kruger was coming to an end, but a sense of high anticipation tinged with anxiety filled us as we eagerly awaited the beginning of our safari hunt. We pulled out of the small camp, which probably only had a dozen or so other guests, at 6:30 AM, and headed north towards the Pufari region. We had traveled no further than a couple of kilometers when we saw vultures perched in trees everywhere, and then, as we drove into the scene, hyenas darting seemingly aimlessly. You could sense their excitement in their frantic, animated movements, and it became clear that their motion was not entirely random, but fixed around a central spot as if held by a magnet. The focus of all of this commotion and activity was soon apparent; this was our first kill site. We quickly spotted it – unbelievably, a dead elephant, on its side, with its back towards us. Vultures pecked away from atop the carcass, while hyenas leapt at the tail end to claim their share of the huge feast. Rolling down the car window to get a better view, we were assaulted by an odor common only to the wild and the battlefield of men - the smell of death. It was overpoweringly nauseating, yet we left the windows open so that we could fully take in the scene, because now we also got to hear what was taking place and thus fully take in the entire scope of the event. The hyenas were yipping and running around, trying to chase off competing packs, only to realize that the prize they were defending was being ravaged by the vultures. This would prompt a charge from the hyenas, which would scatter the vultures, which with slow, deep wing beats would strain to reach a nearby dead tree. Meanwhile, the other hyenas would begin to close, prompting a charge in the opposite direction from the defending team. The sound of ripping hide and flesh was clear through the misty morning air as others tore at the hind end. We watched the "African Disposal Crew" at work for perhaps half an hour, then rolled up our windows and drove on, safe in the cocoon of our moving window into life in the African bush.

Driving through the Pufari region, the roads were almost frighteningly deserted. Our tour was punctuated when we rounded a bend of the Luvuvu River and Jimmy yelled, "Lion!!". We backed up to see what he had spotted in the dense, lush vegetation along the river, and there, posed regally about twenty yards off the road lay a full grown, prime male lion with black stands interspersed in his golden mane, focusing his stare directly at us. His glare told us that he was fully aware of our presence, but totally unimpressed, and that we had better not make a false move. Quickly, Jimmy rolled down his window, and after he took a couple of shots with his camera, I handed him my camera with the zoom lens. As I watched him fumbling with the focus, I could see his hands visibly shaking so hard that I knew that there was no way he could snap the photo. Taking the camera, I cranked the zoom to 210 mm, and was awed by the sheer presence of the magnificent animal. As if to further indicate his status, the lion opened his mouth part way and turned slightly, which was entirely sufficient to illustrate that he was well equipped to handle us. After a few minutes of this standoff, we slowly drove off, and I’m sure that lion smiled smugly as we departed.

"African Disposal Squad" at work on dead elephant
"African Disposal Squad" at work on a dead elephant.
African Lion
African Lion

At the exit to the park, the rangers checked and removed the tags that had sealed our gun cases. We inquired about the dead elephant, and were told that they had heard about it, but had not yet received a report concerning its demise. Poachers in the park seemed a likely conclusion.

We hurried northward towards the small mining town of Messina, a little behind schedule due to all of the mornings’ game sightings. Just north of there, on the South African side of the Zimbabwe border, we were to meet Mathew from HHK Safaris, who was to be our Professional Hunter (PH, in safari speak). Upon reaching Messina, we stopped for gas, and the attendant, seeing we were Americans, worked extra hard to clean up the accumulated dust and dirt of over 1000 km and 4 days of "gravel roads" in Kruger. Not only did he clean the windows, but he also poured several buckets of water over the car to remove the first few layers. I gave him the expected big tip, 5 Rand (85 cents US) instead of the customary 2 Rand. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a rental, and I was getting ready to turn it in. I asked for directions to the Post Office, as Jimmy had a number of post cards that he wanted to send back to the states. I got a vague description in limited English, as most whites in the region speak primarily Africaans, and the black speak primarily Shona. Fortunately, we were able to find it a couple of blocks away, and we parked right in front (on the left, of course). Like post offices everywhere, it was a real slice of life. Most memorable were the African women dressed in bright colored prints, and also one young mother, who had her cute 1-2 month old baby bundled straddle-legged on to her back in the traditional way, using what appeared to be a terry cloth towel. It made an interesting contrast of the old and new in Africa. We drove out to the border, which was every bit the chaos that Graham, the proprietor of HHK Safaris, had led us to expect. At this point, the enormity of what we had done began to sink home - we had traveled nearly half way around the world, then driven to a remote border post, to meet someone we had never seen at a specified time, but no exact location, in the middle of hundreds of people. I took a deep breath, as I was unsure as to how we would find Mathew, but quickly I formulated a plan. I pulled over to the opposite side of the road from where everyone was amassed under awnings, waiting, selling goods and wears, and God knows what else (I sure wasn’t going to ask!). I felt a hundred eyes from dark faces wondering what those stupid white people were doing standing in the baking hot sun. Soon, their entrepreneurial spirit returned and we were accosted by a woman who I finally interpreted through the language barrier wanted to trade me Zimbabwe dollars for my South African Rand, a basically illegal practice in South Africa (it must be done by a bank, which of course charges a fee). I finally managed to repel her without resorting to violence, and just as I was recovering from the fracas, up pulls a British green Toyota Land Cruiser and out jumps a tall, lanky, good looking young man, who in proper British English says, "Hello. I’m Mathew. You would be Mark and Jimmy?" As I shake his hand gleefully, I feel a tremendous sense of relief washing over me. I mean, what if he doesn’t show up? What if we can’t find him? I had tried all week to push this worry to the back of my mind, and I thought I had been successful, but my reaction let me know that I’d been carrying it around, after all.

Mathew told us that going through Customs was going to be a hassle, and he didn’t exaggerate. The R.S.A. (Republic of South Africa) side went relatively smoothly, just a lot of forms about the vehicle and guns. We got waved through, and crossed the new, modern bridge over the Limpopo River to the Zimbabwe side. In the parking area in front of the Zimbabwe Customs building, we were instantly surrounded by a throng of obviously very poor people looking to extract money from us by whatever means they could. Mathew paid a kid to watch our truck, with the promise of an equal amount if we returned and everything was safe. Inside, people constantly approached us; some offered to sell us the forms we needed to complete (which were available for free), others offered to assist us in filling them out (for a fee), others just begged. I had to repeatedly remind Jimmy to not be his usual nice self and not flash his US passport or money. One particularly enterprising lad assured us that only with his help could we get through Customs with our guns. It was dreadful - it was like the pack of hyenas that we had seen around the elephant earlier in the day in Kruger.

Finally, we cleared Customs and drove into Zimbabwe border town of Beitbridge. We stopped for gas, and there we were joined by three black men, two young (in their twenties) while one was around 50. We learned that these were Mathew’s native trackers. They hopped in the back of Toyota Land Cruiser, and we headed north. Mathew told us, over the drone of open windows while driving 120 km/hr, that we would be hunting on the 1,000,000-acre Lemco Ranch, which was located about 150 km from the border. When we arrived, I was not at all prepared for our accommodations. Expecting a safari tent, we found a compound of stone and stucco buildings, all with thatched roofs.There was a main building, that housed Mathew, as well as the cook and support staff, individual guest quarters, and a central building that had a seating area, bar and dining room, all open on one side, overlooking a immaculately mowed lawn leading to the banks of a dry river bed below.

Living area at the safari camp Firepit with dry river overlook
Left: Living area at the safari camp.
Right: Firepit overlooking dry riverbed.

Mathew led us to our "hut," which contained two twin beds and a dresser/closet, all beautifully finished in solid African rosewood. A small Oriental rug between the beds tastefully accented the ceramic tile floor. The room also had its own bathroom and shower, the latter a large walk-in affair, with the exposed exterior stone walls forming one corner. It felt a little sheepish as I looked at Jimmy and said, "I don’t think were going to be roughing it."

Our first duty was to check our rifles, to see if the scopes had been jostled by the trip. One of mine was shooting a little off, a problem that I corrected the next day. After a quick late afternoon snack, we met at the Land Cruiser where the trackers joined us and we were off for a brief evening hunt. We spotted one nice kudu bull, but never really got a good look at him. At dinner, we met the only other hunter in camp, a dentist from Racine, who was on his 9th trip to Africa. He was after a leopard, which involves a night hunt over bait, so we didn’t see much of him, or his PH, Howard. For dinner, we gorged on eland loin, complimented by a nice South African red wine. We all turned in early around 9 PM, and I don’t even remember my head hitting the pillow after the lights went out, signifying that the generator had been shut down for the evening.

Our "hut" also called a Rondawel
Our "hut" also called a Rondawel

June 2, 1999 - Our First Day Hunting

We were awakened at 5:30 AM as functionality returned to the lights we had left on the night before, signifying the generator supplying the camp had been restarted. Around 6 AM, "Shorty", who served our meals, was at the door to give us our wake up call. As we stepped out into the chilly pre-dawn darkness, a cheery fire greeted us. I poured a cup of hot tea and felt the welcome heat on my legs. We then sat down to what would become a daily event, breakfast of bacon and eggs, with toasted homemade bread. In the way of hunters, we ate quickly with little conversation, and soon we were off in the Land Cruiser, with Jimmy sitting up with the trackers on the high seat above and just behind the cab of the pick-up like vehicle. It wasn’t long before we were into game, which was signified by one of the trackers rapping on the top of the truck to notify Mathew to stop. We spotted a nice herd of eland, the largest antelope in Africa, with the largest bulls over 2000 lbs. Mathew tried to talk me into taking an exceptional bull, but I turned him down. The elands looked too much like big beef cattle to me. Soon, Jimmy was off with Matt stalking a zebra. As I watched, with the trackers, they crawled for about 150 yards to get into position to shoot. As they lined up the shot, one of the elands, which had been observing the whole scene, had grown curious about those funny animals crawling in the grass. She had circled behind them to get into a down wind position to make an assessment. When she caught wind of them, her worst fears confirmed, she ran off in a huff. Taking her lead, the other elands loped off behind her, which alerted the herd of zebras, who took off at a full gallop, making their peculiar barking sounds which we would hear again and again as we matched wits with these crafty creatures. There was nothing to do but shake our heads as we ambled slowly back to the Land Cruiser.

It wasn’t too much longer until Mathew jumps out of the vehicle, points at Jimmy, and makes a commanding gesture for him to follow. In front of us are a group of warthogs, one of Jimmy’s planned trophies. They move towards the pigs; the pigs move; they advance, the pigs retreat. This strange two-step continues for ten more minutes before the pigs finally take off. Mathew is obviously disappointed - "Jaws," he calls it, "the mother of all pigs." When he tells me how big the tusks were, I share his disappointment.

Not too long to dwell upon it, for soon we come upon a herd of impalas, and Jimmy is again off with Matt on the stalk. As I anxiously watch the action unfold through my binoculars, it at first appears to be a replay of the warthog play - advance, retreat. Twice Jimmy is set up preparing to shoot, just as the impala ram moves. An inexperienced hunter, Jimmy needs that extra moment to get his shot away, and it seems the impala ram is not going to give it to him. Finally, the ram waits too long, and we hear the sharp crack of the .25-06 shatter the silence of the morning. It looks like a good hit, but the ram bounds into the bush. Matt tells me that he, too, thought it was a good hit, but the trackers think it was hit only in the leg. When they begin tracking, it is soon apparent that it is indeed a leg hit. Since the chances of tracking down a three- legged impala are less than 2%, we reluctantly abandon the search. It’s with long faces that we head back towards camp after an eventful, if not fruitful, morning. But there is one more act in the morning’s action. We stop suddenly as a kudu bull is spotted along side the road. Matt and I bound out, and stalk towards the bull. He sets up the shooting sticks, and I place my rifle into position. The kudu is only 50 yards away, and looks huge through the scope. However, he is facing almost directly away, looking back over his shoulder, a poor angle for a shot. We wait to see if he’ll turn, but instead, he walks slowly into the bush. This early in the hunt, I decided to pass on the shot, hopeful that a better opportunity will come my way.

The evening hunt was relatively uneventful. We spotted a few kudu, but all have horns that are either too small, too narrow, or without enough depth in the curls.

June 3, 1999 - Jimmy's Day
The morning is not too cold, and we’re off hunting at 6:00 AM after bacon and eggs. The early morning is very slow, and we don’t see much of anything until around 8:00. The trackers have spotted zebra near the road, so Matt jumps out and motions Jimmy to follow. The zebra is now standing in the middle of the road about 75 yards ahead of us, and Jimmy is getting set up on it. Before he can get the shot away, the zebra walks around in a short semi-circle, and is now again standing in the middle of the road, facing the opposite direction, at 100 yards. Again, before Jimmy can shoot, he wheels and repeats, now facing broadside in the original direction at 125 yards. As I begin to wonder if the zebra will ever stand still, the shot rings out - a hit! The zebra stumbles slightly, and tears off into the bush. The trackers leap from the Land Cruiser and are immediately on it, but the rest of the herd was just off the road, and a maze of tracks cut through the knee high grass. Amazingly, they discern which is Jimmy’s zebra, and after about 15 minutes, the first drops of blood are found. After about 25 minutes, we are not sure how well he is hit, because there is not much blood. Soon, however, we hear zebra from the herd calling back, looking for their fallen comrade. We are all on the alert to see the zebra, which we suspect is down, but may well run again as we approach. Matt has me off to his right about 50 yards, and has told me to be prepared to shoot. After about 45 minutes, Matt spots the zebra, who stands about 75 yards ahead and begins to take off. His first shot is high, but the second strikes solidly, and we know that he is fatally wounded. A path with a wide red swath on one side leads us to the zebra. Jimmy is grinning from ear to ear, and if I had a mirror, I’m sure a similar visage appeared on my face as well. After accepting the congratulations from the trackers, now its photo time. Two of the trackers get the zebra set up, cutting the grass around him, folding his legs up under him, and propping his head up with a stick, while the third fetches the Land Cruiser. Photos all around, and then we all lift the 600 pounds of zebra into the back of the Land Cruiser for the ride back to camp.

The afternoon hunt begins, and now it is my turn for kudu and zebra. As luck would have it, nothing shows, but Matt spies a nice impala ram, and heads towards it with Jimmy. They set up, and the impala gives him a nice, broadside shot at about 100 yards, as I watch expectantly with the tracker from the Land Cruiser. The shot breaks the tension, and the impala slumps to the ground, never moving from its tracks, a perfect shot. After many congratulations from all, Jimmy proclaims it his revenge on the impalas. We return to camp, and take the impala to the skinning shed, where we put a tape measure to the horns - 23 inches, and beautifully symmetric - it will make an exceptional trophy!

The fallen zebra with Jimmy and the trackers
A nice impala ram (23" horns)
A nice impala ram (23" horns)
June 4, 1999 - Mark's Frustration

A very cold morning hunt leads to nothing being spotted until around 8:30 AM. By nine, I am on my second zebra stalk of the day. I have one at about 150 yards, and it appears broadside, with just a little grass in front of him. Matt tells me to take the shot, and shortly the .340 booms over the savannah. The zebra is hit, but it appears not as well as we hoped. Soon, the trackers are on the blood trail. First, they tell me they think the front leg has been hit. I am beginning to wonder if it is a standard line. I tell Matt no, if anything, I might have been a little high. So the tracking continues - soon, they are finding bubbles in the blood - a lung hit. Tracking is painfully slow through the high grass, as the zebra has remained with the herd - not a good sign. We spot another safari vehicle, and Matt sends Tofa to catch them so that we can enlist their trackers as well. Soon, we have five trackers trying to follow my wounded zebra as it runs with the herd. At this point, the trail seems lost, but finally, we regain it. It seems the zebra has done a 270o turn around a tree and separated from the herd - a good sign. Soon, he rejoins. Bad. At one point, we find a piece of lung tissue - good. Then, the blood trail runs thin - bad. Emotionally up and down, as we track in the mid-day sun, soon we are all drained. Finally, after over four hours, we reluctantly abandon the search, knowing that the zebra has been hit hard, but not hard enough. Mathew chalks me up as another victim of the curse of the zebra, which he tells me is one of the hardest animals to bring down on the savannah, and the one they most often fail to track down after shooting.

The afternoon hunt is uneventful - we see several nice kudu bulls, but not the one we want. We are all still physically and emotionally drained from the zebra search, and not hunting with our normal spirit.

June 5, 1999 - Matt's Bushbuck
In the morning, we leave camp at 6:00 AM in search of a big bull kudu. For the first time all week, the clouds are very low, and soon a light mist begins to fall. By 7:00, it is a light rain, so we take shelter under a giant sycamore fig tree. It looks like an all morning affair, but after about forty minutes, the rain slacks off, and finally stops. We spot the first speck of blue sky, and are hopeful that the weather will clear. The light rain has barely moistened the dust, but enough has falled to make tracking much easier. We start afresh on the kudu hunt. Soon we come to a water hole, where several warthogs are rooting around in the moist earth. One is a nice boar, with impressive tusks, although not the "Jaws" that we had seen earlier. Matt stops the Land Cruiser about thirty yards away and motions for Jimmy to jump down and for Tofa to hand him the shooting sticks. Jimmy is able to line up on the warthog for a thirty yard shot. The .25-06 cracks, and momentarily the big pig is frozen; then, he takes off, at high speed, tail straight up in the air like a car antenna. He begins to turn, and is beginning to increasingly list to one side, until finally his center of gravity goes to far, and he slides to a halt, quite dead. It reminded me of an electric train taking a curve too fast and derailing. Everyone has a good chuckle, and another round of pictures is soon underway. We head back to camp, with thoughts of bacon, ribs and tusks.

On the drive back, we see a giraffe quite close to the road, who ambles off reluctantly, looking back over her shoulder. It seems a little odd, and then we spot the reason for the unusual behavior - a baby giraffe. Standing about seven feet tall, Matt surmises that it was born the night before. It is standing and able to walk about, but has absolutely no fear of us whatsoever. We all take pictures, and then Matt decides to see how close he can get. He walks slowly towards the baby giraffe, angling towards it, instead of taking a direct path, to appear less threatening. As he closes to within a few feet, he implores us to take pictures, and it is clear to me based on his reaction that this is not an ordinary event. We take some pictures, and then Matt reaches out and puts his hand on the baby giraffe. At this point, the youngster decides maybe this isn’t such a good idea, hanging out with these strange creatures, and trots off to find its mother.
Jimmy's warthog
Jimmy with his warthog
Newborn Giraffe
Newly born baby Giraffe

In the afternoon, we head out again, as usual taking the route paralleling the dry river bed, looking for a big bull kudu in the thick bush. As we are rolling along, all eyes intently searching, Matt slams on the brakes, and whispers, "Bushbuck!" Now, it seems that this particular bushbuck has given Matt (and some of the other PHs) the slip a number of times over the preceding months, and he has a bit of a personal score to settle. Jimmy hops down off the Land Cruiser, and Matt setts the sticks on the road just behind the vehicle. The bushbuck is broadside at 30 yards, and Matt is incredulous as he just stands there until Jimmy fires. At the shot, he collapses in a repeat of the scene we witnessed with the impala ram. Matt is SO excited, telling us it is a very good bushbuck, but truthfully I can’t generate too much enthusiasm about an animal that is no bigger than a small whitetail. Still, he is quite excited, and we delay the rest of the afternoon hunt while we take the bushbuck back to camp. In case anyone’s keeping score, at this point it is Jimmy 4, Old Man 0. Matt is beginning to believe me about Jimmy’s luck - he hasn’t had to move off of the road to shoot his animals!!

Jimmy's Bushbuck
Jimmy with his Bushbuck

June 4, 1999 - Too Much Success
We’ve past the halfway point fo the hunt now, and it’s time to get a nice kudu "in the salt," as they say in Africa, referring to the fact that after skinning, the hide is covered with a layer of salt to preserve it while it dries. We start again expectantly at 6 AM, and by 6:30, the trackers have spotted a nice bull in thick cover. Matt and I stalk up on him, and soon he is under 100 yards. He is slightly above us behind a small mopani tree, with heavy grass in front. Matt tells me that the small gray patch that I am able to discern in the pale morning light is his chest, and soon I am able to make out the entire animal. He is roughly facing towards us, at a very slight angle, with his head cocked slightly. I can’t make out his horns yet. I place the gun in the sticks and look through the scope, and initially have trouble finding him - the early morning light filtering though the heavy bush is barely enough to see. After what seems like an eternity, but was probably 5 seconds, I find the gray patch, and squeeze. It looks like a good hit, as the bull hunches up before lunging forward into the bush, and quickly the trackers are on a blood trail that even I could follow. With an easy trail for the trackers, Matt and I move ahead of them. After a minute or two, Matt comes across the bull, lying down. The bull stands, and looks as though he might try to run off, and Matt raises his gun and delivers the final blow. The bull falls, and we ease up to take a look. A really nice bull, very old, somewhat past his prime, his horns have stopped growing, and he has broomed down the ends to nice ivory tips. My first shot was square through his chest, and we find a lump three-quarters of the way back near where the ribs join the backbone. Later, we will find the 275 grain Swift A-Frame bullet, which has mushroomed perfectly, and retained over 90% of its original weight, despite the sand-sized particles of bone imbedded in it. Matt says that if we’d given him another few minutes, we would have walked up on a dead bull. Left unsaid was given the zebra, we weren’t taking any chances. After another round of photos, we head back to camp. I’m feeling a sense of satisfaction and relief, since the kudu was my primary objective for the hunt. At the skinning shed, we measure the horns - 54", with a deep curl, and 13" diameter at the base. He is an old bull, who probably had no more that a year or so left. As the old tracker Lucas said, "It was his day."

We soon head back out, since it’s only 8 AM. Now, at least I’m on the board! We’re looking for zebra when I see the huge, tawny brown shapes through the bush - eland! I alert Matt, who brakes the Land Cruiser so we can glass. He tells me there is a huge bull, and I finally give in to his pleading looks and we hop out. He sets up the sticks for me, and I squeeze on the huge dusky grey bull, whose color indicates he is a prime, mature animal. At the shot, over one ton of animal leaps into the air, kicking up his hind hooves, and he takes off. He is well hit, but an eland takes a lot of stopping. Matt and I run up to get another shot. We are parallel to the herd, about 50 yards apart. The eland are in front of us, moving slowly as their leader, the big bull, can manage only a walk at best. Matt is on my left, yelling for me to take a second shot. With the whole herd in front of me, I can’t seem to locate him. Matt yells that he’s the one on the far left, facing mostly away, and reminds me to hit him far back in the ribs to compensate for the angle. Relying on Matt’s assessment, I rest the rifle on the sticks that have been brought up by the tracker Tofa, and squeeze off another round. A solid hit, the bull staggers, and then, incredibly, to my far left, another bull steps from behind the only bush in the vacinity. I’ve just shot a second bull. A wave of remorse washes over me, but there is no time for that yet. We finish off both bulls, and then try to figure out what happened. First, though, Matt and the trackers congratulate me on the big bull. He is huge, well over a ton. As the trackers set him up for the photos, we reconstruct the events that have transpired. With Matt 50 yards to my left, and parallel to me, he could see the big bull in front of him, and that he wasn’t going anywhere, and wanted me to have the opportunity to finish him off. However, the bush obstructed my view of him; obviously, he was hiding from me, and that’s why when I scanned the herd, I had that moment of indecision. Given my uncertainty, I wouldn’t have shot, but for Matt’s exhortations, and the mention of him facing away. In hindsight, probably all of the herd was facing away, since we were pursuing them. The second eland that I shot was a young bull, probably 2-3 years from his prime. He probably weighed 1500 lbs. The next trick was to get all of this into Matt’s Land Cruiser. Their standard procedure for elands was to field dress the animals and then cut it into halves, which were about as much as 4-5 men could handle. Now, we got to do this operation times two. The old tracker Lucas handled the knife work with the precision that showed his experience. It was Jimmy’s first up close and personal experience with that part of hunting that takes place to turn the harvested animal into meat for the table, and I could tell it was a bit much for him. Finally, once we had four halves, we loaded over a ton of meat, hide and bones into Matt’s Land Cruiser. Legs stuck up at bizarre angles, and Matt had to confess it was the biggest load that he’d ever hauled in. We arrived back at the skinning shed around eleven, and unloaded the eland. The inadvertant harvesting of a second eland bull had taken a little of the luster off or a stellar hunt, with the taking of the old kudu and eland bulls.
Mark's Kudu
Mark's Kudu
Mark's Eland
Mark's Eland
June 7, 1999 - Filling the Quota
We left camp at 6:30 AM after another hearty breakfast. We had treated ourselves to an extra half hour of sleep to celebrate the previous days good fortune, and were in pursuit of a kudu for Jimmy. We didn’t see anything but cows early, but soon Matt brought the Land Cruiser to an abrupt stop in response to the rap on the roof from the trackers. Trying to decipher the Shona babble, it seemed they have spotted a nice kudu bull. Matt led Jimmy a few yards in front of the Land Cruiser, and set up the sticks. The bull is in thick cover, and I can see Jimmy looking through his scope, then lift his head while Matt points, then settle back down again on the rifle. After the sharp crack, we all hurried down to find the bull. It took the trackers a few minutes to find his tracks, and Matt surmises that Jimmy might have missed. Tracking is very slow in the heavy grass, but soon they find a piece of grass with a small drop of blood - a hit! Apprehension smoulders deep in the pit of my stomach as I can envision a long track ahead. We continue on for another five or ten minutes, when suddenly Matt picks up his head and walks ahead of us about twenty yards - there’s Jimmy’s bull, lying stone dead. A nice bull, he appears even older than mine, his horns are even more worn. But the bull looks huge, and Matt notes that he’s totally bloated with air. Indeed, when he pushes his hand against the neck and ribs of the bull, it like an air mattress. All that is visible is the small .25 caliber entry wound, which Jimmy had placed perfectly. I hypothesized, and Matt agreed, that the wound had acted like a one-way valve, letting air in as the bull moved, but not letting it back out. My guess is that while ultimately the bull would have died of the wound itself, he may well have died of asphyxiation, as he was no longer able to fill his lungs due to the air pressure being exerted upon them. We all had a good chuckle over Jimmy and his "inflatable kudu". Another round of pictures, and we headed back to camp, needing only another zebra to complete the hunt.

After dropping off the kudu, we headed back out. Matt was hopeful that we would be able to get the zebra before lunch, and then devote the afternoon to bird shooting. Unfortunately, the zebra were unwilling to cooperate. We came close once, as he got the sticks set up and I sighted on the zebra. I was just starting to squeeze when he turned and ran off. It wasn’t his day. What we did see was a huge, kudu bull, probably 60 inches. If it wasn’t the Michael Jordan bull, it was his brother. He just stood there, broadside, at 50 yards. He, too, knew that it wasn’t his day. All Matt could do was shake his head.
Jimmy's Kudu
Jimmy's Kudu
"Moby Kudu"
"Moby Kudu"
The afternoon hunt began with the 30 minute ride out to the "zebra" area, where the savannah was a little more open. I was just starting to think we might not find one, or have time to track it before dark, when we heard that now familiar rap on the roof - the trackers had spotted a zebra. Matt and I jumped out, and stalked towards him, keeping the scattered mopani trees between us and his line of vision. Finally, Matt set up the sticks at about 100 yards. He was standing broadside, bracketed by the mopani scrub. I sighted the rifle, searching for the magic triangle of stripes just below his front shoulder where the strips converge - there it is, right in my crosshairs. I can sense his rear flank lower almost inperceptibly as he gathers himself to bound away, and I know it is now or never. The sight picture is good, and I squeeze off the shot only a split second before he leaps forward. As he does a little pirohuette at the shot, the return sound of a deep thud is clearly audible, and then he bounds out of site. Matt and the trackers are confident - a good hit. They quickly find the spot the zebra was standing, showing me the deep hoof marks where he lept at the shot. They are quickly on an abundant blood trail, and Matt tells me to come ahead with him. In less than 30 seconds, Matt is suddenly congratulating me, and I look up, and there is the zebra, on his side, very dead, right on the side of a road that intersected the one we had been on, less than 50 yards from where I had shot the zebra. Matt says to Jim, "Looks like the old man stole the show for the shot of the safari," and as I look down, there is a neat red hole right in the center of the striped triangle, with a matching exit wound on the triangle on the other side. I gladly accept the accolades from the trackers, who are thankful that we don’t have to track another zebra in the rapidly fading evening light. In addition, with the zebra on the side of the intersecting road, they are able to easily drive the Land Cruiser right along side, where after our customary round of photos, we load him up for the ride back to camp. We headed back to camp, and I knew that now our safari was complete, from Z to Z.
Mark's Zebra
Mark's Zebra
June 8, 1999 - Loaf Day

With all of our big game hunting complete, we enjoyed a loaf day. After sleeping in, we drove over to another part of the ranch, where we saw the Cape buffalo herd that Howard had somehow brought back from the island. As we stared at the 30 head in the 2 acre enclosure ringed by high fence masked by nylon sheets, I couldn’t help but think that they didn’t appear anywhere near as fierce as their reputation. However, I was reminded that one could easily think the same of our American buffalo, bison bison, unless you have seen what they are capable of doing. We also glassed some sable antelope, their long, curved horns sweeping back from their ivory and ebony heads like 4 foot scimitars. Sable and buffalo weren’t on the list for our initial plainsgame hunt, but maybe next safari.

That afternoon we went out for a dove shoot, a particular favorite of the trackers, since they got to benefit directly from whatever was taken. I was happy to be on the shooting end. Matt had told me that most of the hunters that they got in were not accomplished wing shooters, and then I remembered that Jorge had mentioned something along the lines: Jorge 2, guinea fowl 25. Matt told me that the the trackers liked doves better than guinea fowl, so the plan was that we would go and sit at water hole and await the evening flight. I told them that I would do my best to hold up my end on doves, but that the guineas were a lot bigger and easier to hit. Soon, we were at the water hole, and as the sun dipped lower into the evening sky, the birds began to come in. Tofa sat at my side, and as each bird went down, he would dash out and retrieve it, just as I had done as a boy. Soon, the pile was growing perceptibly. "I know I hit that one," I groused as one kept flying after the shot. "Lung shot," replied Matt, who saw the bird go down after it left my field of vision. Jimmy later told me that Lucas had found where the bird had gone down and tracked it until he found it. Soon, too soon, the sun sank below the horizon and the birds stopped flying. The final tally was 13 doves on 27 shots, a respectable performance. The trackers were very happy, only saying that they wished more birds had been flying.

June 9, 1999 - Saying Goodbye

Again, we slept in, and didn’t go out until 7:30 AM to warm ourselves next to the fire of leadwood logs. After breakfast, we packed up the Land Cruiser, and said our goodbyes to the house staff, Last and Shorty. With no hunters immediately following us, Matt and the trackers were to have a brief holiday, after dropping us off in Messina. We were dreading a repeat of the hassle and chaos of Customs at Beitbridge as we crossed back into South Africa. As we started back, Matt was driving down the dirt road at his usual insane speed, when we spied ahead a Shona woman and her two small children. Unexpectedly, Matt slowed and told us that this was Shorty’s family, and we were giving them a lift off the ranch to the "tarred" road, where they were heading for Bulawayo, opposite of our route. As we continued on, it seemed everywhere, the black Zimbabweans were either walking or waiting, hoping to catch a ride from the occasional vehicle or donkey cart that passed by. Our transition through customs turned out to be painless, although Matt groaned when he saw the lines he would encounted on his return to Zimbabwe after dropping us in Messina. Arriving at the Avis place in Messina, where we are expected, we say our final goodbyes to Matt, who assures us that we have been well infected with the Africa bug, and he is quite confident that we will return, and somehow, I don’t doubt his wisdom on that point. Regardless of if, or how many times we do come back, our first safari is one that we will always be able to look back on to provide vivid images of our initial experience in the African bush.

Mark and Jimmy with their animal skulls
Mark and Jimmy with their Animal Skulls

This concludes the journal. We hope you have enjoyed the story about our trip.